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Top White Elephant Gifts

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This month, we’re sharing a few of our favorite wacky gift ideas that will meet all of your white elephant gift needs. Enjoy putting a smile on someone’s face as they receive a gift like canned unicorn meat or an emergency clown nose. Whether you’re throwing an awesome party in your Verde at Howard Square apartment, or are out and about enjoying a gathering with friends in Baltimore, MD, we hope that the gifts in today’s post will help meet all of your silly gift-giving needs.

Yoga Joes

With poses like Headstand, Meditation, Cobra, Warrior, Downward-facing Dog, and more, these little army figures pack a lot of fun and smiles in a small yet delightful gift. “This troop's mission? To keep inner peace. Designer Dan Abramson looked to a favorite childhood toy to help inspire grown-ups to get into yoga. Armed with a general knowledge of the practice, this platoon of posing servicemen show off their secret weapon: major strength and flexibility.”

Canned Unicorn Meat

With no can opener necessary, your friends can easily open this surprising gift to find a dismembered stuffed unicorn. Check out this product description that made us smile: “...When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do.”

Emergency Clown Nose

Everyone has an inner clown. Help them find it with this great gift that’s perfect for emergencies and the occasional needed joke. “At last, the healing power of comedy is available in an over-the-counter form. Apply liberally as needed. Side effects may include chuckling, chortling, guffawing and acute shortness of breath. If clowning lasts for more than four hours, please consult a physician.”

Ax Pizza Cutter

Shaped like a real ax, your friend will feel like a real lumberjack the next time they cut a freshly baked pizza. For less than $15, this gift is one that’s sure to put a smile on the receiver’s face.

Share your favorite white elephant gift ideas by leaving a comment below. Thanks for reading and happy holidays!